We would like to pay tribute to Nadia our ten-foot Nile crocodile who sadly passed away shortly after arriving in the UK during preparation for the production. When she arrived in the UK from her native country of Kenya she was loaded onto the back of a large wagon and driven through the night towards the rehearsal room when Nadia arrived at Cornley and we tried to feed her the alarm clock (which we had covered in Water Buffalo meat). Unfortunately the sedatives she had been given wore off and she burst free from her shipping crate and from the vehicle containing her hospitalising all three of her handlers and Mr Harwood esteemed head of Design Technology at Cornley University.

Nadia roamed the Cornley quad for four hours while students and lecturers hid inside the classrooms and locked the doors. Nadia was finally killed by armed police at 4:36pm outside the Cornley Science Block.

Our thoughts are with Nadia and all those injured on that dreadful day at Cornley University. The role of the crocodile will now be played by Max Bennett.